Move over She Bang guy. Here comes two more talent-challenged contestants unwittingly winning the hearts of Americans simply because they were “beat-down” by Simon. Kenneth Briggs and Jonathan Jayne have become celebrities of sorts because they were forced to suffer rejections and insults on TV’s top-rated series, American Idol.

So the moral of all this is, if you can’t sing or dance, go on AI anyway. You will be massacred and revered by Americans everywhere.

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